This is for Grandpa G

Anna: I wish Grandpa didn't know the directions to the store. Mom: Why? Anna: If he didn't know, Grandma could hide his pipe and he couldn't get a new one. (pause) Anna: Do they have a printer? Mom: Yes Anna: Darn! He could just print new directions. Foiled by technology. And, Jonah questions: 1) If Dad hammered a little hole in the outside of our new house, would it come tumbling down? 2) What would happen if a big tree fell on our new house? 3) Who would win if a bear and a fox were fighting? 4) If a bee was in our van, could it get out? He always asks such random questions. My favorite are the fighting questions, but Mark gets most of those. He always wants to know who wins in various animal face-offs. Most of the animals wouldn't ever come together in nature, but I don't think he's worried so much about habitat logistics.